Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Excerpt

Robocop 2 found himself screaming.

He was dying.

Robotcop 2 called up his Robotcop 2 Vision. On his visor read: "SYSTEMS DAMAGE ALERT: EFFICIENCY 44%."

The creature sent its cutting torch toward Robotcop 2, who grabbed it with his free paw, twisting it with all his might. He ripped the torch off the monster's body with a shower of sparks.

The monster went berserk, bucking like a bronco, Robotcop 2 on its back.

Robotcop 2 tugged at the protective plate on the monster's spine.

Thinking to himself, "This is the worst kennel experience of my life. I can't believe Ed Nana put me here at Pretty Paws. I can't wait to go home to my own crate."